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Great Dance Clip

2006-07-08T10:34:00.000+08:00

This has got to be one of the best dance clips EVER!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-IXj8w_W1c&search=robot%20dance

'Inspirational' is the word!

Some more entertaining clips...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmN9hs__Aos&search=robot%20dance
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZdHQ9CLxEM&search=robot%20dance

Some old school MICHAEL JACKSON CLIPS!!!! Thought I'd never see them again!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isi3UrtcgGc&search=robot%20dance
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8vA30ELuXY&search=michael%20jackson%20thriller
--> His best dance vid when he was stilll black... haha...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mfQn3pYwKM&search=michael%20jackson%20smooth%20criminal --> Remember the lean forward in this clip, and the little boy who could dance like him?

Oh dear....

2006-05-15T14:28:00.000+08:00

Apparently some of my more technologically savvy students have discovered this blog n henceforth.... errr... i have absolutely no idea wad i want to do with this blog, post-discovery.. I havent really said much recently cos school has been busy, so busy in fact, that i'm not really gaming much... N if u consider that gaming is a large part of my life, that says a lot...

Maybe this shall be an avenue for me to complain about certain students so that frens of the mentioned, might 'hint hint' them a bit for me... Ha ha...

Anyways, to my dearest frens like kailing, gin gin n little angel, who read my blog, i'm sorry if this blog is going to be a lot more sanitized due to the underaged traffic that has recently arrived.. Oh ya, I wanna go back to NUS soon to eat dan dan noodles, who's gonna be in school during the june hols? Anyone going for honours? Really missed u guys... Bridge?

I just dont get it

2005-12-09T23:13:00.000+08:00

Sometimes I wonder, do my parents really like watching the news? I mean watching the nightly news for 1/2 hr is ok by me, but my parents, especially my mum, will watch Channel NewsAsia whenever there is no news programme in the other channels....

They can really watch until fall asleep then wake up n continue watching the boring programme.... I mean wtf!? U can change channel n watch something more exciting!!! No need to set example for us or pretend pretend interested cos my bro n i already grown up n set in our ways and just go watch something more interesting!!!

Btw, my bro n i get our news, live from frens in the gaming arena, since the both of us are avid MMORPG players.. MAPLE ROCKS!!!!!

Hello again

2005-12-07T22:50:00.000+08:00

Gosh... It's been some time since i blogged eh? I blame it on not having an office job with nothing to do!!!!

Now dat i'm free virtually everyday, I've been playing Maple Story n it's still as fun as I remembered! Now i'm a level 43 Cleric!!!! Yay! Will try to take a picture of my cleric n post it up! Haha... Luckily for u guys, the server is down n i shall entertain u all for a bit...

Received an anonymous msg today... Din know who it was, so i replied the msg with "Who is this?"

The reply: XXX's mum's phone..... (name protected)

Ok entertainment over...

Seeya in the next server down time...

My time is over

2005-11-18T11:29:00.000+08:00

Today is the last day at work n i'm kinda sad... COS NO MORE EASY MONEY!!!! Gonna do a few odd jobs during dec n earn a little here n there to survive... Hopefully i'll survive till when i start work n earn my pay....

Sigh... Let's just hope i remember to bring home my jacket n not leave it in the office n hence having to come back another day to collect it....

The beautiful Dawn

2005-11-17T13:25:00.000+08:00

Oh well... Brother Liang just pointed me to Kenny Sia's site n yes, Dawn's beautiful features are man-made....

Surprisingly, I'm not exactly turned off by it... She's still pretty to look at wad... As long as her nose doesn't melt in the sun or her jaw doesn't drop off, ok wad...

Just take it that she just went to rebond her face, err.... I mean hair... It's like some people buy better hair products, they look better... Well, she just bought some really powerful makeup... haha...

N being talent spotted was just her luck.. The entertainment business like 70% about looks so if she fits the bill now, so be it...

U're still beautiful in my eyes Dawn!!!

PS. I know i sound shallow, but wad the hell, everyone likes looking at a pretty face!!

PPS. Oh well... If u all want another babe's blog, www.xanga.com/nightstar... She seems all natural n it's a nice blog too...

One more week

2005-11-11T15:12:00.000+08:00

I've been extended for one more week!!!! This should be the last i guess... Cos after this, my boss going on hols, so most probably wun extend me liao...

Dad's Birthday today! Happy Birthday DAD!!!

Toadie came over last nite to celebrate my dad's b'day n brought along a cake from BakerzInn...
Woah... That cake was pure sin... The white chocolate bits were supremely sweet n the dark chocolates were nice to savour... The cake was overall, fantastic in the 1st bite, but after a bit more, it becomes a little gelat, and anymore will make u start puking!! ARrrgghhhh... And to think i ate a whole Mars bar b4 i went home!!! If I become diabetic, u'll know why... haha...

Hmm... is it my imagination or are my jeans getting tighter?

Speaking of chocolate, Mr. Stickysh*t has done it again... Same cubicle, same spot... At least he has consistency... haha... Maybe i shld find out who he is n put some bananas on his desk... Should help it slide down a little better n not leave such unsightly stains...

Book Reviews

2005-11-10T17:03:00.000+08:00

Dan Brown is still a fantastic writer.... I've completed Digital Fortress n it's as good as any of his others... Maybe others will find it not as good as Da Vinci Code n Angels n Demons, but then again, those 2 dealt with religion n religion is a topic which everyone is interested in... For Deception Point, it is about the discovery of a meteorite n wad is in the meteorite... For Digital Fortress, it's about an unbreakable code... Both of the topics might just not interest certain people, hence making it not such a good read to them...

For me, I enjoy his writing style... The fast pace, the mysteries, the twists... Fantastic....

I have also read Adrian Mole: The Wilderness Years. Yea, A.Mole finally grew to be a man of 24, still as neurotic as before, but i kinda preferred the books on his earlier years... More funny...

More reviews to come, if i continue on this job...

Popped my Cherry?

2005-11-10T16:41:00.000+08:00

I wonder if this term is suitable on guys... I mean, hey, ladies have cherries to pop, but for guys, we're the popping the cherries, so can the term be still used on us?

Anyways, I FINALLY LOST MY CHOCOLATE BAR VIRGINITY!!!! Yes, Ladies n Gentlemen... After 25 yrs of living, I've nv had a whole chocolate bar to myself... Till today of course... Was so bored at work that i went n had a whole Mars Bar to myself!!!

Since young, my parents have nv allowed me to eat chocolates, cos they cause my nose to bleed... Next time, if u guys see me bleeding in the nose, it might not be because there's some babe stripping nearby, I probably had a tad too much chocolate, or i just pissed some gorilla off...

As i grew older, I nv quite acquired the sweet taste of commercialized chocolate, so i nv bought one whole bar on my own... Sure, I've taken bites off other people's bars n even had those tiny ones where once u pop them into ur mouth, it disappears, but NEVER have i had a whole bar to myself...

Not that i dun like chocolates, i absolutely adore the dark ones, where they're really bitter n u have to slowly hold them in ur mouth n savour it until the slight sweetness surfaces... Commercial chocolates are just too sweet...

The bar that i had was just a diabetic's nightmare...

Let's just hope this is not going to be a trend... If not i'll become wad Mina says, "A FISHBALL!!! White, white, round, round, bouncy, BOUNCY!!!!" (ok, i'll stop after i try a Snickers bar... I've always wanted a Snickers bar...)

Please note, this post only refers to my chocolate bar virginity, all other types of virginity are not included....

Sesame Street Test

2005-11-10T09:14:00.000+08:00

1!!! HAHAHA!!! 2!!! HAHAHAHA!!!.........

At least I am my favourite char....

The Count
You scored 64% Organization, 31% abstract, and 54% extroverted!

This test measured 3 variables.

First, this test measured how organized you are. Some muppets like Cookie Monster make big messes, while others like Bert are quite anal about things being clean.

Second, this test measured if you prefer a concrete or an abstract viewpoint. For the purposes of this test, concrete people are considered to gravitate more to mathematical and logical approaches, whereas abstract people are more the dreamers and artistic type.

Third, this test measured if you are more of an introvert or an extrovert. By definition, an introvert concentrates more on herself and an extrovert focuses more on others. In this test an introvert was somebody that either tends to spend more time alone or thinks more about herself.

You are mostly organized, more concrete, and both introverted and extroverted.

Here is why are you The Count.

You are both somewhat organized. You have a good idea where you put things and you probably keep your place reasonably clean. You aren't totally obsessed with neatness though. The Count is obsessive compulsive and needs to always count what he has. But hey, if he was really organized, he wouldn't have to count at all.

You both are concrete thinkers. The Count is very mathminded and wants to know what he has and where it is. His purpose in life is clear. You probably also know what you want in life, and you have a real plan toward achieving it. You aren't likely to throw everything away to take a risky chance.

You are both somewhat introverted. The Count is quite obsessed with himself and the things that belong to him. At the same time he has had 2 girlfriends and he has guests in his castle. Like The Count, you probably like to have some time to yourself, but you do appreciate spending time with your friends, and you aren't scared of social situations.

The other possible characters are
Oscar the Grouch
Big Bird
Snuffleupagus
Ernie
Elmo
Kermit the Frog
Grover
Cookie Monster
Guy Smiley
Bert

If you enjoyed this test, I would love the feedback! Also if you want to tell me your favorite Sesame Street character, I can total them up and post them here. Perhaps your choice will win!

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 73% on Organization

You scored higher than 4% on concrete-abstra

You scored higher than 35% on intro-extrovert

Link: The Your SESAME STREET Persona Test written by greencowsgomoo on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Evil Plan

2005-11-09T14:22:00.000+08:00

I think I shall run away from the office n come back like an hour or so later n see if anyone notices... I mean i'm at my desk fiddling around with the com doin absolutely nothing at all n apparently, NO ONE CARES!!!

The only thing stopping me is dat I'm now in the middle of nowhere, n the nearest place of interest to me is about an hr's bus ride away... By the time reach there, must come back.. Might as well save the trip n stay here... Which is why i havent attempted it yet...

Gross...

2005-11-08T16:14:00.000+08:00

WAH LAU... Went to the toilet just now n saw this HUGE shit stain in the toilet bowl!! Tried to get rid of it using my high-powered jet pee, but not a trace of it was removed!!! Mighty sticky if u ask me...

Wad the hell did the guy eat? Chewing gum!?

French Riots

2005-11-08T11:32:00.000+08:00

Recently, the french riots have been hogging front page n when i was reading it, i was thinking how lucky i was that i was in Singapore... Errr.... Am i too brainwashed?

I mean i have to say that Singapore is a very controlled environment, but sometimes control is good.. I mean we dun see that many disgustingly filthy rich people running around feeding off the poor... In those countries where we think is good cos got a lot of freedom, they are the same countries with disgustingy rich buggers feeding off the poor, hence social unrest...

And of course, Singapore got the freaking ang cheah(red vehicle for riot police), and the long batons which the riot police are not hesitant to stick up ur ass so fast that u'll nv realise ur asshole was virgin...

As Rockson puts it, maybe the Govt has been rubbing me the right way, so i might be taken in, but well, as long as i'm safe n peaceful, i'm fine...

Oh n Sexpo is here! But from the looks of it, doesnt seem 'fun' leh... It's supposed to be educational, so wad the hell, i'd rather spend my money of a R21 movie... I hope this is a 1st step to MORE INTERESTING stuff... I mean the Govt. shld lighten up a bit, cos times have changed n we shld be more open about it.. Kids would have come across something porn-ish on the Internet at one point or another anyways, n hiding things from them might just pique their curiousity n u nv know wad will happen after that...

Anyone who's gone to the sexpo wanna tell me wad is it like?

Sexpo 2 --> Ah beng with a table covered in red cloth with lots of VCDs on it...

Broke

2005-11-07T12:08:00.000+08:00

Heya... Just went for my driving lesson yesterday... ARGHH!!! It's gonna start sapping my money again, and with the miserable pay i'm getting, it's really painful at the moment, but wad to do, who ask me dun pass 1st time... sigh... I blame the stupid strict tester...

Anyways, i just realized that even for temp jobs, there is contribution to CPF n OMG, i just had 100+ dollars deducted from my pay... I mean come on, every pay is like 500+ n when u deduct a 100+, how the hell am i suppose to survive on the $400 pittance... The crap thing about working part-time is dat they pay u by the hour n like last week, with 2 days holiday, u can jiak kah ki(eat yourself) for those 2 days...

N this job is not really secure, so if the boss decides not to want me for the next week, i'm so screwed... I mean which company would want a temp staff for like 2-3 weeks before i take a break n start work next year? Argh....

If only i can eat my own fats, then i'd be self-sufficient for a long time to come! haha..

Do i sense any donations pouring in?

XO Fish Bee Hoon

2005-11-02T17:24:00.000+08:00

Ok a quick food review before i leave....

There's this XO fish bee hoon near holland village which was introduced a long time ago on TV n i had a chance to try it last nite... It's located near the Buona Vista CC n beside this govt-owned building thingy... Honestly speaking, I dunno wad the hoo haa is about but I felt the XO fish bee hoon didn't taste exactly that fantastic... The fish bits were huge though... Big chunky pieces...

The san lou hor fun was quite good though... It's actually horfun fried with fish slices and with lotsa bean sprouts... I'm not a fan of bean sprouts but it actually tasted good in that dish...

The har jiong gai (prawn paste chicken) taste only average, tasted more like fried chicken if u ask me...

The fried kai lan was a big let down... Taste-wise it was only ok, but the portion was a wee bit pathetic if u ask me, and for that price, i could have gotta a whole basket full of the veg in the market!

Price-wise, the place is a little ex for a coffee shop n the taste is at most slightly above average.

Note: Dun go there n order any takeaway soup dishes, cos they charge u an extra 2 bucks for the container... Though the container is quite nice n can be reused, I think we can all do without the container n pay a whopping 2 bucks less...

Nothing to do

2005-11-02T14:35:00.000+08:00

Sometimes i wonder, why my boss keeps me around here... The work that he assigns me is done pretty quickly cos i work smart so everything gets done in like a maybe an hr or so, then i've nothing to do till like the next day... N every moment that i'm free n surfing the web, i'm living in fear cos the other big bosses are walking around n i kinda dun want them to think that i've nothing to do... haha... Irony ain't it...

Oh well... I can play Maple again!!! My bro managed to install Maple Story again n i can play, but it kinda sucks to have to start all over again... sigh... N Yes, at an age of 25, i'm playing games 5 yr olds are playing.. So Buay Paiseh!!!! But i dun care, it's fun n i like gaming...

Been thinking about building a good Magic Deck n I must say, it has been keeping me busy n giving me something to do... However, as mentioned before, Magic is a highly expensive hobby but it is highly entertaining n satisfying when u defeat the other person!!!

Anyone reading this has Force of Wills or Dual Lands that is willing to sell me cheap, please tell me... I promise i wun sell to make a profit, cos i just need it in my deck... thanx...

Ramble Ramble

2005-10-27T15:33:00.000+08:00

This kid just got caught for putting extreme racist remarks on his blog... Sigh.. Sometimes certain things are best left unrevealed... Carry it to ur grave man... Either that or just use the old-school method, write on pen n paper...

Somehow, I kinda think that we're all racist in some way or another.. I mean wad's the 1st thing that pops up when u think of a certain race? Probably some stereotypical idea right? I mean when push comes to shove, I'm quite sure u'd protect pple from ur own race 1st then think of others right?

Honestly, I wouldn't really consider myself racist, cos i have frens from all races... I think I'm more intellectuallist if there's such a word... I hate stupid people... Why? They're stupid hence:
1. they cant really convey their intentions properly creating all sorts of chaos
2. poor, thus being extremely kiasu n inconveniencing others cos of their kiasuness. Might resort to crime..
3. easily manipulated --> terrorism

There are a few more minor points but these points really irk me a lot... It doesnt matter wad their race is, i hate them all... I might be racist in a way cos in Singapore, just so happens that more of the minority happen to fall into the above category, hence i might be misconstrued as being racist, but I dun think I am one...

I think it's all about identity, n which group an individual would like to be identified with, hence ostracizing others... Ok too much Sociology for the moment..Ok, after this entry, I have absolutely nothing to do... Read all my favourite blogs, done all my data load, and checked out all my favourite websites... Now i'm bored!!!

PS. check out this really blogger!!! She's like damn chio!!! www.xanga.com/clapbangkiss

Angry at Fuglies (Disabled or not)

2005-10-26T11:55:00.000+08:00

Alrighty, not that i'm a fan of Xiaxue, but i've just read Xiaxue's entry AND i'm honestly pissed off with the guy dat did it to her... It could've been that same guy that she was talking about in her previous entry..

Honestly speaking, I agree with XX when she says that it is a PRIVILEGE rather than a right that normal people give way to the less fortunate... Not that I dun give way or expect any thanks when i do, but when i do it, it's because i feel that choy! should i ever be in that situation, i'd hope that i would be given way to... Do unto others what u want others to do unto u... Hell, even the signs on public transport says PLEASE!!! Not: Give up the seat or be fined 500 bucks... That's when u know the less fortunate have a right...

I hope that guy rots in hell for doing wadeva he did...

Anyways, on a brighter note, i did rent a book (Deception Point by Dan Brown) on sunday so that i would have something to do while loading data during the week, BUT I devoured the book in a day and today, i'm still at my desk with nothing to do, n i feel very bo hua cos the rent is for 2 mths but i only need 1 day... haha...

Dan Brown is now my officially favourite author... His plots are fantastic, cos i know i can nv wait to continue reading everytime i put down the book for a break... Deception Point might not be as fantastic as Da Vinci's Code, but it's just as exciting... I shall not spoil the story for u, so just go grab the book n read it!

Used to like Christopher Pike a lot but he's not writing much nowadays n i've read every book he's ever writtien, so well, gotta look for new stuff to read.. These 2 authors write amazingly cos they keep u in suspense till the very end, so u nv know who the hell the villain is and when the villain is revealed, u'll go like 'OH MY GOD!!!! IT'S HIM/HER? HOW COULD IT BE?'

Note to self: Time to read Digital Fortress, the last of Dan Brown's book that i've not read...

New Drink

2005-10-21T17:35:00.000+08:00

Oh, i created this new dink by accident.. Had a cuppa tea n was too lazy to actually throw away the tea bag n i proceeded to pour myself some coke into the same cup.. Tasted fantastic!!!!

Coke gives u the initial blast of sweetness but after it fades, u can actually taste the mellow flavour of the tea! A drink with both a fantastic initial and aftertaste!! I'm an accidental genius!

Think i'm getting fat from drinking too much weird sweet stuff instead of plain water... But wad to do, i need all the caffeine i can get to keep awake!!!

Oh Well....

2005-10-21T13:29:00.000+08:00

I got extended again, n this time is for 2 weeks!!!!

Oh well, at least I dun have to start looking for another job again for the time being... BUT, i've gotta start looking for something to do while loading data cos when i'm loading data, i'm unable to surf the web... BORING!!!!! *note to self: please go n borrow a book or something!!!!*

Anyways, hopefully, they'll extend me again till like end of Nov. then i'll use the dec hols to take a break before i start teaching... Maybe i'll go down to KL n see the sights... Saw this variety show the other time n they were introducing this DA PAU which was so huge, it was the size of my face!!! N i do not have a small face... Hopefully my cousin who's working there will be free to bring me around to shop n eat...

Oh, n i just remembered, the Kambing Soup at the hawker centre opp. Harbourfront is quite nice n thick... It's the stall that is facing Harbourfront and further away from the bridge, if u want to try the other stall, I dun guarantee the taste... But generally, the taste of Kambing Soup everywhere is quite consistent, unlike the Chinese mutton soup which can vary greatly at different places..

If u ask for bread at that stall, they'll give u a huge plateful n most probably u'll finish the soup before the bread, but fret not, they'll refill the bowl for free... But try not to push ur luck n go back more than once... Haha...

And if u noticed, food is a large part of my life.. I JUST LOVE FOOD!!! So if anyone has any recommendations, please just drop a note somewhere n i'll try it out!!!

This guy is Farnie

2005-10-20T11:42:00.000+08:00

Ok, i've been surfing around reading blogs n in my humble opinion, this Viewtru guy is farnie...

Either dat or i'm so bored at work that anything seems ticklish...
This is one of his stories: http://lanterntale.blogspot.com/

His blog link is on the left... <-----

Oh n do check out Gina's Vadai at East Coast Rd, somewhere beside the 328 Katong Laksa... I've nv ever tasted vadai that good anywhere else! The prawn n the tofu ones tastes fantastic!

And in case u dunno wad a vadai is, it's like this doughnut without the hole in the middle, 'cept it's salty n u shld eat it with a raw green chili... The chili given, is not spicy at all, just adds a unique taste to it...

Angry at fugly Singaporeans

2005-10-19T16:21:00.000+08:00

Finally completed that 10000 record!!! Yay!!! But boss just came over n said, that there's probably another 10000 records that need to be updated... Today's wednesday and so if it's gonna take as long as it did for the other 10000, then i think i shld be hanging around this company for another week or so...

However, after a while, u'll get used to it i guess... Goodness, i'm sleeping at 12 midnite these days n i will naturally wake up at 8am or earlier... Think my body is already attuned to the office hours.

I've also finally figured out how to work the cup-pa-cino machine, and I've managed to create a drink worthy of Starbucks! Now I actually look forward to making my Chocolately cuppa every morning...

And which other job can u really slack in an air-con room with unlimited broadband internet access n still get paid 6 an hr? I mean Mac's only pays like max. 4 an hr?

Remember that place I mentioned earlier? the 378 at East Coast Rd eatery called Tea Restaurant? I finally went there n i shall write the review of it as soon as the pictures are ready...

Oh since the whole blogosphere is talking about normal vs handicap, i shall just write my few cents worth...

I think Singaporeans are quite fucked up when it comes to dealing with the less fortunate... Just the other day, i was on the train n this old couple got on... They were like really old, with white hair and bent at the waist.. I was playing games on my handphone n din notice them till like the train left the station for like a minute or so... AND DURING THIS TIME, NO ONE OFFERED THEM THEIR SEATS!!! I mean hello? WHOLE CARRIAGE OF PPLE ALL BLIND AH, n no, no one was pretending to be asleep or reading papers... ALL HAD THEIR EYES OPEN N IGNORING THE OLD COUPLE!!!! The worst of the lot was this young fat couple, which the old couple was standing in front of... They blatantly ignored them n continued talking... Ironically, they were sitting right in front of the sign asking people to give up their seats to the people who need it more... Idiots...

Nvm, initially i hesitated for a split second to give up my seat cos I was physically tired cos, i had played sports the whole morning, but after that split second i gave up my seat...

What pissed me off even more was that girl sitting beside me din even give up her seat, i mean it was an old couple, n that girl wasn't even with her fren or anything... So while the old lady sat, the old man stood...

Eh wad's Singapore coming to nowadays ah...

Still nvm, this guy came on the train at the same time as the old couple, and of course there was no place to sit so he stood... The old couple din stay on the train long n after several stops, they got off, n immediately this guy moved in to the seat they had vacated... Fuck him man!!! Luckily lim beh fast, n i reclaimed the seat... Really pissed off at Singaporeans....

That being said, i think the less fortunate shld not take acts of kindness n such for granted... Like the old couple, i dont think they said thanx, but nvm, they old, maybe forget...

I think the less fortunate should think of these act of kindness as act of kindness rather than something done cos they deserved it since they're less fortunate... Everyone has some kind of disability, just that theirs just so happened to be physical, so i think it is still appropriate to thank someone once an act of kindness has been rendered...

N for those physically normal, please open ur fucking eyes, n please render help whenever neccessary!!!! Dont act blur ok?

An Excerpt

2005-10-13T14:37:00.000+08:00

This is from Minishorts.net - really like it a lot!

Hi, my name is Viewtru, and I'm guestblogging here today. Since some of you here already know me as an Uber Serious Social Commentary blogger, you may be wondering what I am doing in a Friends and Relationships blog. Well, hold your sniggering, coz I'm doing a serious piece of 'relationship' posting here.

To write about relationships, one has to understand women. Which can be difficult. Very. I'm not the sort of guy who can understand a lot about all women, but more the kind who try to understand just one woman. Also difficult. I don’t even understand the weird concept like why women kick up such a humongous fuss if you don’t put the toilet lid down.

But no problem. There are always some experts around.

I have a friend, Harry, who knows everything. No, he’s not a genius. But he is mad. Which is about the same thing as being a genius. And he is not the only one. Many of my other friends are also equally mad. But only Harry specializes in the sex angle.

'Girls evolved differently from guys,' he once explained to me, 'which is why they don’t have beards.'

'What's the reason for men having beards then?' I asked him.

'Evolution,' he replied. 'In prehistoric days, men needed a way to differentiate between men and women. The way of finding mates then was to chase the prehistoric women down until they allow you to copulate with them in a prehistoric way. So if you are a prehistoric guy and you see someone with a prehistoric beard, you don’t waste your prehistoric time by giving a prehistoric chase. You go chase something else. Evolution is smart.'

'Oh yeah?' I countered. 'Well, we know that cows have 6 nipples and women only have two. Yet both cows and women give birth to one baby at a time. So tell me, if Evolution was so darn smart, why don’t women also have six nipples?'

'Listen,' Harry explained patiently. 'Men have only two hands for foreplay, okay? Evolution states that women will have six nipples when men evolve six hands.'

Mmmm…okay. The great psychoanalyst, Sigmund Freud, used to explain everything from the theory of sex. Harry is a practical Freudian. He explains the same thing also through sex, but through practical sex. In that sense, he is far ahead of Sigmund Freud.

'But,' I argued, 'if evolution was based on practical sex, then why don’t women have breasts at the back, so that we men have something to do with our hands, while slow dancing?'

'Look,' he answered back, 'if a woman has breasts at the back, she would not be able to breastfeed the baby. In that event, the father will have to hold the baby behind the mother’s back while she produces the milk. That is simply not efficient. Two people doing one job! Call it what you like, but you can’t call it evolution.'

'What can you call it then?'

'Government,' he replied.

Harry is good. He may not always make much sense to me, but he is good.

Funny thing is, he is not the only one with odd theories of evolution. A female colleague of mine used to say, "Men chase after women because women are mysterious. That is why Evolution made sure that women evolve mysteriously."

'What has Evolution got to do with that?' I demanded.

'Well, Evolution made women bleed for seven days in a month and still live longer than men. Men are baffled by stuff like that. And they chase after things that baffle them.'

'You sure that's what menstruation is all about? As a mystery factor to get men to chase after women?'

'Hey, it's a natural instinct. I've got a dog which chases after cars. It's because it can't understand how a dumb object with four wheels can move faster than a dog with four legs.'

'Odd theory, but you could be right.'

'Of course I'm right. I got a husband, don't I? He married me because he didn't understand me.'
She's completely wacky, but she's got a point. So if any of you chikas are complaining that your guy does not understand you, back off. If he understood you completely, he wouldn’t be chasing you, geddit?

This is Viewtru, signing off.

Pissed Off!

2005-10-13T14:21:00.000+08:00

Bloody took a taxi to work yesterday cos I was going to be very very late n I thought that since I've been late the whole week, better not be very very late... From Clementi to Alexandra, i judged the cab fare to be about 4-5 bucks n that was quite reasonable in my opinion...

I was right! the cab fare came up to $5.60 on the meter, but wad pissed me off was dat the bloody ERP n morning charge made the fare come up to a GRAND TOTAL OF 8 BUCKS!! It's like 1.5 times the bloody original fare lor!!! Practically midnite charge in the morning lor...
WTF!!! May not seem much to some of u, but if u're working for 6 bucks n hr, it's practically 1+ hr of work for nothing... NBT....

The data, which was to be loaded, was finally masterfully sorted by urs truely and can finally be loaded... BUT!!!! ZHUN ZHUN system down... lol.. Guess I was right earlier in saying the data will only be loaded by the end of the week!!

Oh n luckily I din buy the cards mentioned earlier, cos with the wisdom of the self-proclaimed guru of Magic, Mr Tuan, I've managed to include in some cheaper cards which could greater enhance my deck! Ha Ha... Savings of 80bucks... Whew...

Magic

2005-10-11T11:25:00.000+08:00

I think have a growing obssesion with Magic, the Gathering Card Game. Spent like 50 bucks on 3 cards and a Deck Protecter, and I wanted to get this little bugger above, BUT, apparently he costs like 20 bucks a piece and whoa, if i were to get all 4, IT'S 80 BUCKS!!!! CRAZY!!!

I think my deck can do without it for the moment and I need to really test out my new deck before I know if it will mesh or not... The gameplay is like chess whereby u try to defeat ur opponent with ur deck of cards, but it's more multi-dimensional than chess... However, there is this collectible aspect of it which pisses me off cos it makes this game a little expensive...

Magic is like collecting stamps but much cooler cos u can play with them, not just stick it on some envelope n posting it to someone... The price rise can be insane, like in maybe 5 years, a card can go from 1 buck a piece to as much as 50 bucks a piece (Force of Will).

Going crazy thinking about it!!!!

Eyes gone screwy

2005-10-10T16:54:00.000+08:00

Sigh... Nv blog so long cos i've been working on this huge data file of 10000 entries!!! Have to individually go thru them one by one to do various amendments and sorting....

Can u imagine staring at the blardy comp screen looking at 10000 entries in the freaking Excel format... God, save my eyes... I'd either zone out or my eyes start getting blurred... The worse thing is, there is bound to be human error when 10000 entries are involved and I'd have to go thru them again... NBT...

Initially we could have loaded the data in via a program 1 by 1, and it would have taken maybe 3-4 days or so... But my boss decided to try to compress the entries to 3000 odd, by making me look thru each entry, looking for double counts, etc..., then the loading might take about 1 day... Little did he know that working with 10000 entries is INSANE, hence now we've tinkered with the file for 3 odd days and we still haven't loaded the data into the system...

I foresee the data file to be loaded only by the end of this week.. lol...

Pregnant guys

2005-10-05T11:26:00.000+08:00

Had this crazy tot just now... Can u imagine if guys were pregnant?

Already some guys can't aim their pee straight into the toilet bowl even when they can see their weapons, if they were pregnant and had this big belly blocking their view, wouldn't it be worse for those boboshooters? They can't see and can't aim!

At least for now, the hit rate is better...

Tiny Hair

2005-10-03T11:35:00.000+08:00

Sigh... Back at work again... Had a call last week telling me to return to work today for another week, so here I am sitting at my desk with nothing to do n updating my blog...

Was feeling my chin just now n there's this tiny little hair on my chin that my electronic shaver did not manage to get rid off n it's irritating the hell out of me, just for being there!!!

Tried getting rid of it by using my fingers to pluck it out but it's a little too short.. Tried the ah pek method of using 2 10-cent coins but due to the lack of skill, I end up plucking more flesh than the hair itself!!! NBT!!!! Pain!!!

FOOD...

2005-10-03T10:24:00.000+08:00

Oh before I forget, 378 East Coast Road... It's a place called Tea Restaurant in Chinese... Liked what i saw on TV when they were introducing the place... Anyone knows their number so I can make a reservation or something?

At the same time, this place in Bukit Merah View which I frequent was also introduced! It's called ye shang hai (Night Shanghai), and it serves a variety of dishes with rice or teochew porridge... The taste is like home-cooked food, and the price is VERY reasonable.. A place I have recommended to a couple of friends already.. Anyone wants to go?

A burthday party....

2005-10-03T10:22:00.000+08:00

Just came back from my sista's 21st birthday party! HAPPY BIRTHDAY SISTA!!!!

Some highlights of the party:

- My sista became so drunk that she collapsed on the ground like a sack of potatoes(fort he lack of a better phrase). We had to virtually carry her to the toilet when she wanted to puke cos she had lost all control of her limbs.

- At one point while she was at the sitting on the floor hugging the toilet bowl, she started putting the toilet seat around her neck thinking it was a Hawaiian flower wreath or something.

- The best moment of it all, someone flushed the toilet after she puked and at the same moment, she lost consciousness, so her head dropped into the toilet bowl while it was flushing n she had a nice facial and a hair-wash...

- She spent the night of her birthday party sleeping with her companion of the night, the toilet bowl...

During a point in the night, some of us decided to drive Changi to see the (in)famous Changi ah-gua(transvestites).. Woah... Some of these gals, errr... guys... really look like supermodels!!! Goodness, there was one that was so fantastically pretty that I actually told my friend to go one more round to have a look at her/him again!

However, on the 2nd round, that fantastically pretty one happened to talk to her/his friend and the voice was a total turn-off!!! It was kinda like a low rumble… I mean I knew that they were still men, but I never expected such a low voice!!!

Can u imagine employing their services???

*~low rumbling voice~* U want it faster? Yea baby...
GROSS!!!!!

Crappy Job

2005-09-28T14:50:00.000+08:00

As some of u know, I've been working part-time as a data entry admin asst. for some time... Initially it was pretty cool cos i got to play with scanners, not the computer scanners, but scanner 'guns' which scanned bar codes. After scanning like a few thousand barcodes, it became VERY VERY boring!!!! And the work is infinite!!! I dunno from where these codes appear but it's driving me crazy!!

As u all know, my backside is pointed, so i cannot sit still wan, hence this job is pure torture for me!!! ARRRGGHHHHH!!!!!

Luckily today is my 2nd last day....

NBT, I think I have accumulated enough experience to be a fantastic checkout cashier boy...

PS: Anyone employing a uni grad with 3 weeks worth of barcode scanning work experience, cos I'll be free the next 3 months with nothing to do... NEED ANOTHER JOB!!! NO BAR-CODE SCANNING!!!!!!!!!!!!

Human snail

2005-09-27T09:01:00.000+08:00

I am the human snail....

Bloody blister on my left small toe grew to the size of the toe next to it, and I so gey kiang, go wear shoes somemore... NBT... Thought the pain will fade, but basket, it's becoming worse!!!! Growing pains....... haha, Lame, in every sense of the word...

I need long socks

2005-09-26T12:22:00.000+08:00

Dang it again.... Wore black ankle socks with my office wear and everytime i cross my legs, NBT, my shin shows and i don't think it's fashionably appropriate to show a hairy shin when u cross ur legs...

Not turning out to be a nice Monday...

grumble grumble

2005-09-26T08:49:00.000+08:00

Dang it... There are 2 blisters on the last 2 toes of each foot n every single step that I take is a pain!! *hobble hobble*

Said goodbye to Miss Teo's house for the last time, she's moving house, n well, just had to go down to take a look at the house for the last time, a place of many happy memories!! Quite sad to say good bye... SIGH...

Had MA LA HUO KUO buffet yesterday again, which was the 2nd time in the week... Oh well, had to make my money's worth so ate n ate... Goodness, my plan to lose some weight is SOOOOO screwed...

I think I'm like the bloody you tiao... When i was younger, i was short n round, just like the initial dough. Then when i grew taller, i was stretched n also lost a little weight, hence was slimmer... Now i'm in the frying wok, where i'm still as long, but my size is ballooning!!!!

ARRRRGGGHHHH...

Tiger vs Hedgehog

2005-09-25T16:21:00.000+08:00

Basket, which one cuter, my tiger or this hedgehog?

adopt your own virtual pet!

Friends that i've introduced to these virtual pets, say the hedgehog cuter cos when it rolls away, n walk back, very cute....

NONSENSE! Look at my tiger PURRRR AND POUNCE!!!

Yea, and u can stroke MY tiger anytime!!!

White Tiger

2005-09-24T08:21:00.000+08:00

Having fun with my little white tiger at the side? Try to make it pounce! Spent like 1/2 an hr trying to figure out how to make it pounce, n finally discovered the way... Can anyone teach me to make it lie down? I've been doing it randomly but i want to do it properly...

Anyways, those in the know, in Hokkien, white tiger=bei hock, which also means err.... Hairless in the erm.... bottom region... BUT I AM NOT AS SUCH, I can assure u... Does the phrase apply to gers as well? Then how about those that are shaved? They are white tigers too?!?!

Oh Joy!!!

2005-09-24T07:30:00.000+08:00

Oh man... I am so proud of my new blog!!! I had to really BUG my reluctant brother to help me with the blogskin... Though it still looks a little half-past 6, but I think it's pretty decent for a 1st attempt!!!!

My old blog will still be around, but that blog will be for theories... This blog is for short entries n stuff... I will still try to keep it humorous, but it will be less wordy... I hope..

I also hope to be able to swear, KNNCBB or NBT(Nabeh Turban) or any other expletives, which might come to me while writing... Hence this shall be slightly more anonymous than my other blog, so that certain people like some of my cousins wun read n bao-doh me... So if u think u're a cousin of mine, GO READ SOME OTHER BLOG OR SOMETHING....

Those that are not happy with what I've written, u can just click --> www.yahoo.com n get outta my blog!!!

No need for proper English here! WHEEEE...

2005-09-23T20:41:00.000+08:00

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