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Popped my Cherry? Anyways, I FINALLY LOST MY CHOCOLATE BAR VIRGINITY!!!! Yes, Ladies n Gentlemen... After 25 yrs of living, I've nv had a whole chocolate bar to myself... Till today of course... Was so bored at work that i went n had a whole Mars Bar to myself!!! Since young, my parents have nv allowed me to eat chocolates, cos they cause my nose to bleed... Next time, if u guys see me bleeding in the nose, it might not be because there's some babe stripping nearby, I probably had a tad too much chocolate, or i just pissed some gorilla off... As i grew older, I nv quite acquired the sweet taste of commercialized chocolate, so i nv bought one whole bar on my own... Sure, I've taken bites off other people's bars n even had those tiny ones where once u pop them into ur mouth, it disappears, but NEVER have i had a whole bar to myself... Not that i dun like chocolates, i absolutely adore the dark ones, where they're really bitter n u have to slowly hold them in ur mouth n savour it until the slight sweetness surfaces... Commercial chocolates are just too sweet... The bar that i had was just a diabetic's nightmare... Let's just hope this is not going to be a trend... If not i'll become wad Mina says, "A FISHBALL!!! White, white, round, round, bouncy, BOUNCY!!!!" (ok, i'll stop after i try a Snickers bar... I've always wanted a Snickers bar...) Please note, this post only refers to my chocolate bar virginity, all other types of virginity are not included.... RaMbLeD at 4:41 PM
Thursday, November 10, 2005
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